I swear this time. This is the cutest, CUTEST thing I have ever seen in my life. If I saw this deer somewhere and the coast was clear, I’d grab it and put it in my pocket or my purse. If I was wherever that dude is that is holding it, I’d have asked to hold the baby and then taken off running with it. Call me a kidnapper or what the fuck but I’m sure that dude, with what looks like a rifle club ring on his pinky, shot Bambi’s mother for it to be even chilling outside of its natural environment like that.